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6 Reasons Why I don’t like Facebook April 5, 2009

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I know, I know. EVERYBODY is suppose to like Facebook. Everybody is saying that Facebook is the last website to hate. I agreed. I agreed, but not anymore. When I left MySpace, I thought it was awesome that I don’t have anymore website to worry about. Then just like everyone who migrated from MySpace to Facebook, I got on with it and joined facebook.

At first I loved facebook because it was much cleaner than MySpace. I thought I was free from all the bad things social networking can ever offer. No more weird names, all “real” people. Yes. I know, I was psyched just like you when you get a notification. *sigh* I know, so is everyone else. Just recently I just realized how I got addicted to Facebook just like everyone. Facebook is the drugs of the net. It’s like drugs in a form of a candy.

So why do I hate Facebook?

1.  Applications. I hate applications down to my guts. I cannot stand getting 10 notification and being excited because I thought it’s someone important but its just applications. Some applications are just the most ridiculous things in the world. Facebook is flooded with applications that will NEVER make your life easier. They will only be there because they are. They are as uselesss as directions on your math test. I these so much that I almost wanna take drugs to pretend they dont exist.

2.  Super duper Details about what people do. Arghhhh!!!! DARN!!! What the hell is wrong with people? Every single detail that someone does get put up on my home for me to know that they have taken the most pointless quiz in the world. It pisses me off. Noone has privacy because everything you do is shown in ALL of you friends home page. The privacy setting is as useless as the Nutrition Facts on your favorite chips.  

Here is that it looks like on my page: [Ugly dude] just commented on [fat girl]….. [Guy I dont talk to] just Poked [someone I dont even know]…. [Filipino dude] just became single….. [girl not worth anything] is attending to a party….. [Asian dude] just gave a stupid gift to [the girl that never talks]…… [emo kid] is bored… [dumbest person] is a fan of [the worst band ever]….. [douchbag] just commented a photo with you…… [the cousin of a friend’s friend’s friend] just commented on [your backup friend]…… [the dude i hate] became friends with [someone from other side of US] because he saw her from people he should know……[someone i dont even care] just commented on the photo of [someone that he knows that I dont know]……AND THE LIST GOES ON…

3.  Pointless Quizes. This bugs me the most. I hate it how people in Facebook dont have a life to have the time to freekin’ take stupid quizes. No, I don’t wanna know that your a pickachu. I don’t want to know that your a sword as a weapon. I don’t want to know that your 99.99% STUPID. I don’t want to know that you heart is a yellow. I don’t want to know that you’re a Michael Jordan as a BBall player. I dont want to know the first letter of your soulmate. I don’t want to know what kind of fruit you are. I don’t want to know what kind of final fantasy character you are. I don’t want to know what kind of pet you are. I don’t want to know how innocent you are. I don’t want to know your horrorscope. I don’t want to know what color you are. I don’t want to know what kind of intrument you are. I dont want to know how unique your name is. I dont want to know how ugly you are. Why? BECAUSE I DONT CARE!!!  WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE EVEN TAKE THESE STUPID QUIZES? If you take these quizes, you seriously have to get a life because nobody is going to notice how worthless you are…I feel so sorry for you, you stupid, wortless, little piece of crap. Your parents wasted their time making you only for you to take worthless quizes.

4.  The Stupid things you can do in Facebook. Can you believe you can do the most ridiculous things in Facebook. You can Poke, you can buy gifts, you can take quizes and other crappy things. First of all, what the hell is Poke? You get a Poke message? Wow, Facebook designers must be taking snorting something when they made the site. Also, you can buy gifts? Now they must be buying drugs when they made this. Take quizes? They must be doing homework while on drugs to get this idea. The worst thing is that there freeking wired useless mini games. I get messages to ask me if I wanna join their Poker Team. Or to be part of their digital “Mob”. Or to play games with someone. You can even compare friends. Yeah, you know, how some friends are friends and some are back-up friends…yeah you know what I’m talking about. All I do is ignore because its useless. People who are part of these are IDIOT who have nothing to do. Who know, you might one of them. You can even be a fan ANYTHING, OR EVERYTHING that exist. How useless is that huh?

5.  Pointless Notifications. I get notified because someone I don’t know comments on a photo with me on it. And I can’t tell you how it pisses me off when I get 58 of these notifications because everyone starts a conversation through comment on that pictures. It floods my notification for other important news(if there are any). I get notifications for someone freeking buying someone. Yes, I’ll repeat. Someone buying somone. Who is the person with no friends who came up with the idea to make something where you can buy someone. What a loner.

6.  People’s Notes. Okay, I thought Facebook is heaven beause it doesnt have bulletins like MySpace. I was glad because I won’t have to see worthless, time wasting bulletins. But instead I was met with Notes. Yes, Notes. It’s the “bulletin” of Facebook. It is the cargo ship for chain letter and useless info. My most favorite (I hate most) is the 25 Random Facts. I always get tagged for NO apparent reason. Then when I read it, it was Armaggedon in text. People post the most useless facts about themselves. Some on which I hope I didn’t read. My guess is that they made that because just like the same reason in MySpace. They either don’t have a life or because they pray that the person they like would read it. Praying that it would impress the girl or guy they like. But to no avail.

Social Networking websites are just like whores. You get them and enjoy them and get addicted to them. Until something better comes out. Then you leave that and you switch go to the new one.  Many Social Networking Websites have lived and they all expired and people left them.

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MySpace: Drugs Through Your Computer Screen April 4, 2009

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Myspace is this huge internet phenomenon that was born in mid 2003. It was like cancer, it started like nothing but worsens quickly and becomes fatal…

 I remember being the only kid not having one, so I was pressured of getting one because everyone has one. If you’re reading this, it’s probably because you either have a myspace, you had one, know someone who has one, or know someone who knows someone who had one. My opinion, I believe that Myspace is “The Crack Coccaine of the Internet”. Almost anyone I knew had one! Yes, boy or girl, tall or short, fat or skinny, student or adult, ugly or preety, nerd or jock and everyone in between.

You’re probably wondering why I hate something that was destined to be a teenager’s world. These are the 10 reasons why I HATE MySpace. And it’s all from experience. I quit My Space over a year ago. I’m telling you, I know how it feels. I know how it feels to sign on and tell yourself that you’re only going to be there to check your messages. But you end up staying there for over an hour refreshing your page. Why? I don’t know, some because they pray that their crush will send them a message or comment. Some actually waits for someone to reply to their message or comment. Can you believe that? You end up being there for an hour looking a pictures you look at everyday. Just flipping though people’s page with no intent. The worst way to burn time.

1. MySpace itself. The website itself is flooded by advertisement. When you’re window loads, you are met with advertisements and crappy mini-games such as “Shoot three ducks and win a PS3” or “Guess who’s eyes these are and win $10,000!”. Nothing starts you off than a page full of the crappiest things made in the world of internet. Who even falls for advertisement? Even your page is not your page. On the left side of your screen, another ad or propaganda is there on your page. Did they even ask for your permission? It’s all crap!

2. People’s name. First of all, it’s called “Name” of a reason. Why the HELL, do people have the crappiest, most annoying name ever? “RAWRgirl”, “$$Gmoney…”, “2312fjdfhsdfhaj” or whatever. It makes it that much harder for me. It’s already hard for me to find people and you’re gonna make it harder by not putting your FREAKING NAME!!!arghhh! It’s suppose to be your NAME for God’s sake. Sometimes, I have to visit your page just to remember who you are. It’s so annoying! WHY?!?!

3. People’s Grammar. WhY tHe HelL dO PeOpLe TyPe lIke tHis? Or if not that, people have the saddest grammar. I know it’s online but how sad it must be if you say: “Check out me pics.” or “You is sick dawg!”. What the hell? are you stupid? It’s not even cute nor funny. These are what they do when they comment or write on their “About Me” in which by the way sometimes takes the whole page to explain what they are. They just told their life story. How sad. Also, what kind of comment is “Heyy” or “Hello”? Why do people do that?

4. People’s customized page. My computer sometimes crashes and freezes because of someone’s page. Can you believe that? Ever visited someone’s page and you can’t even load the page? Why? Because hardcore MySpace users are STUPID. They put a gazzilion pictures right on their page, dozens of videos embeded on there, glitters flashing, lights glaring, things spinning, sliding, jumping, popping, slideshows are happening, it’s like a carnival! I’m just about to poke my eye out because they are about to melt! I hate it when people make a crappy page. They should not even allow page customization.

5. “Friends”. With a click of a mouse, someone that you have never met is INSTANTLY your “friend”! People I barely even talk to become my friend. What ever happened to “Let’s meet up and hang out.”  “Let’s get to know each other.” “Let’s be friends.” “What’s your…?” What do you…?” What happened to those? Also, people fight because someone took them out of their “Top Friends”. Are you serious? That’s ridiculous! Why the hell do people compete with who who has the most friends?

6. People in MySpace. Some people don’t even belong in MySpace. By the way, that girl named “Lonely Girl From Texas” is NOT really a lonely girl from Texas. She is either a pedophile or a predator who wants your identity. Please don’t fall for it, you must be stupid…Also, there are so many KIDS in MySpace! 10-14 year old kids! Why are you there? I don’t understand. They shouldn’t be there. And I hate it when they think thet’re grown up. Putting on make-up for the camera, writing like crap or just being there, period.

7. People’s About Me. Everyone looks PERFECT in MySpace. The quietest people in school look like party monkey in MySpace. The most humble people I know can be the most gangsta-wannabe in MySpace. People can be the OPPOSITE of their real selves in MySpace. Some are just whatever.

8. People’s Pictures. My Fave. I hate it how some people have like THOUSANDS of pictures for NO apparent reasons… Everyone has a friend that is a girl that has the crappiest pictures ever taken in the surface of this world. Most if not every girl has the picture I hate the most. One is what I call the “Let’s Be Cute and Take a Bathroom Picture”. Yes, a public picture in a private room in the house. The other one is what I call “My Excuse is ‘I’m Bored’ So I’ll take a picture By Myself” or “45 Degrees Picture”. These two are the crappiest pictures ever. Why? I hate is so much. Ever notice that these two types of pictures are taken by the person in the picture? You are pathetic! How ridiculous!

9. Bulletins. My most hated. I hate the fact that people misuse the purpose of a bulletin. Bulletins in MySpace are the most pointless things I have ever seen. The bulletins I hate the most are one, useless announcements. Such as “Look at my pics and comment”. What the hell? I DONT CARE!!! I just wasted 10 seconds of my life reading that. Secondly, the chainletters! Oh-my-god. It’s so annoying! I hate reading stupid story about a girl dying and i have to repost. Or bunch of text ending up saying “make a wish”. If you fall for any of these, you are an idiot! No possible way it will happend! Last one is the surveys. This bugs the life out of me! I hate how people make pointless surveys of themselves. I DONT CARE!!! If I do, I would ask you. I don’t need to know how you feel or who you like because you won’t end up telling me. You just posted it up because you hope that your crush will read it. A bunch of useless information i don’t even care. STOP WAASTING YOUR TIME AND MY TIME! Ever notice that it’s always the same people everyday? Same STUPID no-life people…

10. EMOS. I have nothing against Emos. I have some Emo friends. My problem is that the people in MySpace. Emos flood MySpace and it sucks to see them just complaining about everything. Also, their profile picture are the saddest picture ever. And that’s what pisses me off. I don’t want to see a picture of you eyes in black and white! I hate it how Emos just suck the life out of you because of their issues. Again, don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate them, I just hate the things they do that affects people. Why are Emos always with hundred of pics but they’re all the same: sad and pathetic. I get the point, if you want to suicide, go for it! I’ll be the first one to celebrate.

I have nothing good to say for MySpace. I’m telling you, it’s like drugs. Some say that they have MySpace to “keep in touch” with friends. I think that’s just an excuse. The same way drug addicts have an excuse saying it’s only to relax themselves. Am I right? They’re both addicting and they ruin your life–especially your social life. Do us all a favor. GET A LIFE!